Squishy Balls

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Have you ever wished that you could grab hold of a guy's balls and just smush and squish and squeeze them it until they were a formless wrinkly mass in your palm? Of course you have, who hasn’t? Kheper Games' Squishy Balls is a better, legal alternative.
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Have you ever wished that you could grab hold of a guy's balls and just smush and squish and squeeze them it until they were a formless wrinkly mass in your palm? Of course you have, who hasn’t? Doing that to a real pair of testicles would be considered assault, and so you should probably avoid doing so, unless you want a totally deserved multiple-decade jail sentence.

But, if you’re looking for a jail-free alternative, why not try Kheper Games' Squishy Balls instead? These smiling foam manberries will bring you at least 80% of the satisfaction with 0% of the consequences. Also, it’s banana scented, which is waaaaay nicer than the alternative. And you know what smells even better than bananas? The smell of not going to jail. Yup. This toy’s looking like a better and better option by the minute, huh?

The Squishy Balls makes a great gag gift or party favor for any bachelorette party, and can even be used in a variety of bachelorette party games.

 

 

 

 

 

These humorous 2.75" tall, berry-scented squishy balls for adults are made of a slow-rising PU material, making squishing them fun and funny! Great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift.