Booby Squishy

Have you ever wished that you could grab hold of a girl’s boobs and just smush 'em and squish 'em and squeeze em until they’re a formless wrinkly mass in your palm? Of course you have, who hasn’t? Doing that to a real breast would be considered assault, and so you should probably avoid doing so, unless you want a totally deserved multiple-decade jail sentence.

But, if you’re looking for a jail-free alternative, why not try the Booby Squishy instead? This smiling foam boob will bring you at least 80% of the satisfaction with 0% of the consequences. Also, it’s banana scented, which is waaaaay nicer than the alternative. And you know what smells even better than bananas? The smell of not going to jail. Yup. This toy’s looking like a better and better option by the minute, huh?

The Booby Squishy makes a great gag gift or party favor for any bachelor or stag party, and can even be used in a variety of party games.

This funny 3.63" tall squishy toy for adult is made of slow-rising PU material. It's great fun as a party favor, stress relief, or humorous gift.