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You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis Towel
Twisted Wares' "You Can't Say Happiness Without Saying Penis" towel is adorable AND practical! Hang it over anything you want to secure it to and secure through its loop and you not only have a towel that stays in place, but one that looks amazing in your home. Don’t want to secure it, but just hang it on a hook? Sure, the loop works on anything! Perfect for the kitchen, bathroom, laundry room, or anywhere you may need a towel handy. The options are endless.
All Twisted Wares towels are made with the highest quality of Flour Sack (there is a difference!), and are hemmed on all four sides. They are generous in size and measure approx. 28"x29" and are lint-free. If you have not used a flour sack towel before, now is the time. You will be in love!
*Washing Instructions* - Wash in cold water with like colors. Cold is best for long-lasting beauty. All prints are made with a commercial grade heat press and will last and last.