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Open at your own risk! This very adult 3D greeting card will have anyone gasping for air when this 3D schlong makes its royal entrance.
The outside of this hugely inappropriate pop up card features a very considerate warning that says “Enter At Own Risk”. As this card is opened with glee, the biggest and veiniest behemoth of a penis will sucker punch the unsuspecting heir of this 3D schlong.