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“I like him for his personality,” she says, buying condoms in bulk.
This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for the good hubbys and baes that know how to move those genetically impressive genitals. The front cover of our Eggplant Emoji pop-up card features a coy message, “I love you for your character”. Inside, the message continues, “...but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”. An eggplant erects from the centerfold illuminating the true intent of this card. Get a good laugh and let’s-do-it look with this funny card.
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